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Say It With A Condom®

Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: February 2026

Please read these Terms & Conditions before using our website. By accessing or purchasing from Say It With A Condom®, you agree to everything outlined here, along with any applicable laws. If you don't agree, please discontinue use of the site.

We've written these in plain language on purpose. If something isn't clear, contact us — we're happy to explain.


Intellectual Property

Everything on this website — text, graphics, logos, images, design elements, and code — is owned by or licensed to HealthMerch, LLC, the parent company of Say It With A Condom®. It's protected under U.S. and international copyright law.

This includes the Say It With A Condom® name, brand, and all related intellectual property.

You're welcome to download or print content from our site for personal use or to place an order. Anything beyond that — reproducing, distributing, modifying, or using our content commercially — requires written permission from HealthMerch, LLC.


Trademarks

All trademarks, service marks, logos, and trade names displayed on this site belong to HealthMerch, LLC or its licensors. They may not be used without prior written permission.


Website Use

This site is here to help you find and purchase products. We ask that you use it for lawful purposes only.

You may not:

  • Harass, threaten, or abuse other users

  • Impersonate our team, other users, or any other individual

  • Upload or distribute content that is unlawful, harmful, defamatory, or offensive

  • Use the site to promote unrelated products, services, or organizations

  • Attempt to disrupt, hack, or compromise the security of our website


We reserve the right to remove content or restrict access to anyone who violates these guidelines — without notice.


Product Information & Pricing

We work hard to keep our product descriptions and pricing accurate. That said, occasional errors happen.

If a product is listed at the wrong price or with an incorrect description due to a typo or system error, we reserve the right to cancel or decline any orders placed for that item — even if payment has already been processed. If that happens, we'll issue a full refund to your original payment method. No hassle.


Orders, Chargebacks & Disputes

Before initiating a chargeback or payment dispute with your bank or credit card company, we ask that you contact us first at support@sayitwithacondom.com. Most issues can be resolved quickly and directly.

Filing a chargeback without first contacting us may result in suspension of your account and may limit your ability to place future orders.

We reserve the right to contest chargebacks that we believe are filed in bad faith or are inconsistent with our order records. Documentation such as shipping confirmation, delivery records, and order history may be submitted to your financial institution during a dispute.


Refunds & Returns

If there's a problem with your order — wrong item, damaged product, or something missing — reach out to us at support@sayitwithacondom.com within 30 days of delivery and we'll make it right.

Because of the nature of our products, we are unable to accept returns on opened or used items. If a return is approved, items must be unopened and in original condition.

Refunds, when issued, are returned to your original payment method. Processing time may vary depending on your financial institution.


Disclaimer of Warranties

This website and all products available through it are provided "as is" and "as available."

To the fullest extent permitted by law, HealthMerch, LLC makes no guarantees or warranties — express or implied — including those related to:

  • Merchantability

  • Fitness for a particular purpose

  • Non-infringement


We don't guarantee that the website will always be available, error-free, or free from viruses or harmful components. We appreciate your understanding.

Some jurisdictions don't allow certain warranty limitations, so these may not apply to you.


Limitation of Liability

HealthMerch, LLC is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages that arise from your use of — or inability to use — this website or any products purchased through it.

This includes damages related to lost data, lost revenue, or business interruption.

Some jurisdictions limit how liability can be restricted, so parts of this may not apply in your location.


Third-Party Links

Our site may include links to third-party websites for your convenience. These sites are independent, operate under their own privacy policies, and are not under our control.

Say It With A Condom® is not responsible for the content, practices, or policies of any third-party site. Visiting those sites is at your own discretion and risk.


SMS Messaging Terms

If you opt in to receive text messages from Say It With A Condom®, you agree to receive messages that may include:

  • Order updates and shipping notifications

  • Account-related alerts

  • Promotional offers and product announcements

  • Abandoned cart reminders


Opting in to SMS is completely voluntary. It is not required to make a purchase.

Message frequency may vary. Standard message and data rates from your wireless carrier may apply.

To opt out at any time, simply reply STOP to any message we send. To get help, reply HELP or contact us at support@sayitwithacondom.com.

Wireless carriers are not responsible for delayed or undelivered messages. Your SMS opt-in and consent will never be shared with third parties for their own marketing purposes.


Termination of Access

These Terms apply every time you access or use our website.

We reserve the right to suspend or terminate access to the site at any time — without notice — if we believe these Terms have been violated or if it's necessary to protect the platform or our customers.

Provisions related to intellectual property, liability, and governing law remain in effect even after your access is terminated.


Governing Law & Jurisdiction

These Terms & Conditions are governed by the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to conflict-of-law principles.

Any legal disputes related to the use of this website or purchases from Say It With A Condom® will be handled in the state or federal courts located in Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Any claims related to this website must be filed within one (1) year from the date the issue arose.


Indemnification

By using this website, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless HealthMerch, LLC — including its employees, officers, partners, and service providers — from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including reasonable legal fees) that arise from your violation of these Terms or misuse of our website.


Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms & Conditions at any time. When we do, the updated version will be posted here with a revised date.

Continued use of the website after changes are posted means you accept the updated terms. If you disagree with any changes, please stop using the site.


Questions? We're Here.

If anything in these Terms is unclear, or if you have a question or concern, just reach out:

support@sayitwithacondom.com

We're real people and we respond. We'd rather talk through an issue than have it become one.


Say It With A Condom® | Terms & Conditions | February 2026