Romney Condom: Never Settle

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Who's the Romney Condom for?

Romney Condoms are the perfect gift for anyone who likes to switch positions, just like Mitt!

What's special about this condom?

Despite Mitt’s inability to stick to a position, Romney Condoms are great for ANY position. We want to remind voters, both young and old, that when it comes to electing your public officials, or picking your mate, you should “never settle.”

Features and Benefits

  • For the elitist penis
  • Good for use with one wife at a time
  • Battle tested
  • Trophy wife approved

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